Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Usameum

A couple of friends and I took our kids to the San Antonio Children's Museum (or the usameum as Alli would say) recently. What a fun place! Three floors of super cool interactive exhibits. The kids stayed busy milking cows, sleeping in a pioneer house, digging for artifacts, riding a trolley, brushing giant teeth with a giant toothbrush (the germ infested toothbrush that Alli's friend Carson decided to put in his own mouth- YUCK), working farm equipment, hanging out in a tiny room surrounded by aquariums, standing inside a giant bubble (or popping the giant bubble that the mommies were trying to form around them for the perfect photo op), and just running wild and being kids. (Shhhh don't tell anyone, but I think some of the time the mommies were having more fun than the kids-mainly in the bubble room).

And, that was just on the two floors that we visited. We never even made it to the third floor before the kids started melting down and acting as though they were dying of starvation. Sounds like we'll have to finish on another day!

The day was wrapped up with lunch at Chili's. We all knew that it was really pushing it to try to take 4 overtired, hungry kids out to eat but we did it anyway and it was fairly successful. I wasn't there to see the look on the hostess' face when Brandi and Melissa said "three adults and four high chairs please." As most people know, that's not a good ratio. And, that was before Alli's friend Jack pee'd in the waiting area- "mop please!"

At that point, Jack had to go commando 'cause his poor mommy had already used his other two extra sets of clothes for his other pee accidents at the museum. Yes, that's right, but at least the 1st one was a very near miss in the restroom. The second, not so much. "Mop please!"

Sorry, Melissa, but you know I had to blog that. Too funny not to share. Funny because it was you and not me. I was so terrified that Alli was going to have an accident right after Jack. You never want to be the second person to ask for a clean up.

So now, Carson's mom Brandi who has not really started potty training has had a little glimpse of what the next year or so might have in store for her and I'm sure she's wanting to run the other way. Try not to let it scare you too much Brandi (yeah right).

I suppose all moms have to go through it and they all get through it. So far, my experience while often frustrating has been fairly embarrassment free- no public accidents. KNOCK ON WOOD!!!

OK, so I think this post was supposed to be about our trip to the museum, right? Now for the pics...


Is she cute or what?

Is he cute or what?

I'm not a proud mom or anything :-) C'mon, you gotta agree- look at those blue eyes and that hair and that smile... on both of them! Alright I'll stop now.

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Jack and Alli in their cow-milking costumes. The lesson of the day is that dairy farmers actually dress like cows while milking cows- who knew?


Carson posing for the camera

The whole gang being saved from starvation.

Back on the farm.
That's a tasty thumb! And I'm sure it's not dirty or anything after everything he's been touching. I try not to think about it. I know I did it when I was his age and I think I turned out alright. I think.
Vegetables anyone?
Night, night Jack. Try not to pee in the bed :-)

Finally!!! Alli's in the bubble!

So, I know that was a LOT of pics and a LOT of words, but I didn't want to leave anything out.

5 comments:

Steph said...

Yes, they are both SO cute!! That looks like a cool place! We are planning to try out our children's museum next week and I hope it's as entertaining. TJ looks like one of the big kids sitting with the rest of them and with his tennis shoes on. Your poor friend and the potty accidents! I haven't had any puddles in public yet, knock on wood, but we've had a few times where she peed in her carseat, BEFORE we got where we were going and no extra clothes. Won't do that again!

Melissa Beth said...

Oh yes, the joy of potty-training a boy... I left the house with three outfits and two pair of shoes. I would have thought that was enough. What Julie did not share with you all is by the end of the day, Jack ended up in one of Alli's pink Dora PullUps. I finally cried "Uncle." By the way, Steph, I know we have not met, but I enjoy your blog too! Since I don't have any girls of my own, I enjoy reading about your cuties! Melissa

Francey said...

Yall are a very brave group of women. I never go to the museum without D. I'm glad you survived.

Anonymous said...

OMGosh!!!!!!! I'm LMRO (laughing my rear off)-just in case you didn't get that. This is the most hilarious blog! I thought I was a funny blogger Jules, but you take the cake!!!!!!! We may have to come visit Aunt Julie and go to the usameum. Ours sounds puny compared to your museum. Anyhoo, kiss the kids for me. We love you and miss you, esp. Lainey b/c she's been asking to go see A. Julie recently. Should I take that as a sign that we need to schedule another trip?

A.April

Ashley said...

Looks like you guys had a blast!
I love the pictures those babies are growing up way too fast.